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My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.

Ez mi? Mármint miért Sean Jones meg Snake?

[A The Snake leaps through the air to attack Sean Jones when Samuel L. Jackson slaps it out of the air. The Snake looks up at Samuel in shock]

Samuel L. Jackson: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort. What does Sean Jones look like?

The Snake: What?

Samuel L. Jackson: [Angered] What country you from?!

The Snake: What?

Samuel L. Jackson: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

The Snake: What?

Samuel L. Jackson: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

The Snake: Yes!

Samuel L. Jackson: Then you know what I'm saying!

The Snake: Yes!

Samuel L. Jackson: Describe what Sean Jones looks like!

The Snake: What, I-?

Samuel L. Jackson: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more god-damn time.

The Snake: He's w-w-white...

Samuel L. Jackson: Go on.

The Snake: He's short...

Samuel L. Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?

The Snake: What?

[Samuel L. Jackson shoots The Snake in the tail, The Snake screams in pain]

Samuel L. Jackson: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

The Snake: NO!

Samuel L. Jackson: Then why you try to bite him like a bitch, Snake?

The Snake: I didn't.

Samuel L. Jackson: Yes you did! Yes you did, Snake. You tried to bite him. And Sean Jones don't like to be bitten by anybody, except Mrs. Jones.

[The Snake whimpers in pain]

Samuel L. Jackson: You read the bible? The plane of the righteous man is beset on all sides of the cabin by the iniquities of the slithering and the tyranny of snakes. Blessed is he, who in the name of anti-venom and First Class Flights, shepherds Kenan Thompson through the valley of snakes, for he is truly the passenger's keeper and the killer of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great venom and broken bottles attached to sticks, those who would attempt to poison and bite my brothers. And you will know my name is Samuel L. Jackson when I lay my big black anaconda upon thee.

The Snake: Please! I don’t want to die! I don't deserve to die!

Samuel L. Jackson: Yes you deserve to die! And I hope you burn in hell!

The Snake: Please no!

Samuel L. Jackson: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

[The Snake screams as Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Brian Peppers, and Oscar Wilde proceed to rape the Snake to death.]

My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.