Világbéke esetén...

Nézd meg az ottani arányokat! Egyáltalán: a gondolat sértő, hogy egy Bauer kaliberű taknyos kárt tegyen McClane hadnagy... ("Detective, asshole!") őőő... nyomozóban!

Respect is not given. It's taken.

na látod, úgy látszik ők az örök "ellenfelek" (avagy kié legyen a trón)

My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.

Meh

Nem olyan gyors ez a Rambo gyerek

My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.

Szerintem még Rambo is elkenné. Míg szarakodik a tolmáccsal vagy az ujjtördeléssel, addig az öreg John szépen beleállítaná ezt a fejébe

Respect is not given. It's taken.

Mindenesetre angol szakértő honlapok már tanácsokat adnak arra, hogy hogyan éljük túl Jack Bauert. Ha túl akarjátok élni őt, a következő lehetőségek közül választhattok:

1. Talk. You know you are going to eventually and the sooner you start the more unbroken fingers you will have afterwards. Go ahead and tell him who hired you, where you hid the gas canisters, that you cry after ejaculating and that sometimes you just need someone to tell you that you are special.
2. Kill yourself. Numerous people have found that carrying a cyanide pill at all times increases your chances of not dying.
3. Talk. We can't stress this enough. If you really don't know make something up. Tell him you are working for Bill Gates or that your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend has the access codes.
4. Lie that you date his daughter -- but this only helps in the short run.
5. Claim that you don't speak English. Bauer will have to wait for a translator, giving you precious minutes to take that cyanide pill.

Megfogadandó tanácsok.

My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.