[Wellington is arriving to challenge the Prince.]
Blackadder: There's no alternative, sir. We must swap clothes.
Prince George: Ah. Fantastic, yes! Dressing up! I love it! It's like that story, ah The Prince and the Porpoise.
Blackadder: and the Pauper.
Prince George: Oh, yes yes yes. The Prince and the Porpoise, and the Pauper.
- - - - - -
[Blackadder and the Prince Regent have exchanged clothes]
Prince George: Excellent, excellent! Why, my own father wouldnt recognise me.
Blackadder: Your own father never can hes mad.
Prince George: Oh yes, yes.
Blackadder: Unfortunately, sir, you do realise that I shall have to treat you like a servant?
Prince George: [sarcastically] Oh, I think I can cope with that, Blackadder.
Blackadder: And you will have to get used to calling me Your Highness, Your Highness.
Prince George: Your Highness, Your Highness.
Blackadder: No, just Your Highness, Your Highness.
Prince George: Thats what I said, Your Highness, Your Highness, Your Highness, Your Highness.
Blackadder: Yes, lets just leave that for now, shall we? Complicated stuff obviously.
- - - - - -
[Baldrick is confused at the clothing change.]
Blackadder: Don't even try to work it out, Baldrick. Two people you know well have exchanged coats, and now you don't know which is which.
Prince George: I'm pretty confused myself. Which one of us is Wellington?
Blackadder: [long pause] Wellington is the man at the door.
Prince George: Oh, right. And the porpoise?
Blackadder: [another long pause] Hasn't arrived yet, sir. We'll we'll just have to fill in as best we can without him.


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My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh.
