Vicc! :D

Muhaha!

A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a
lecture on the
> supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks:
> ''How many people here believe in ghosts?''
> About 90 students raise their hands. ''Well that's a
good
> start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of
> you think you've ever seen a ghost?'' About 40
students raise
> their hands. ''That's really good. I'm really glad
you take
> this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost? 15
> students raise their hands. ''That's a great
response.''
> ''Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'' 3 students
raise
> their hands. ''That'sfantastic.''
> ''But let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you
> ever made love to a ghost?'' One student in a flannel
shirt and
> baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The
professor is
> astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step
back, and
> says, ''Son, all the years I've been giving this
lecture, no
> one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to
> come up here and tell us about your experience.''
> The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin,
and
> begins to make his way up to the podium.
> The professor says, ''Well, tell us what it's like to
have
> sex with a ghost.''
> The student replies, ''Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From
back there it
> sounded like you said 'goats'.