Al says to peg:"Look peg, car-braws".
Peg:"Al, the Dodge doesn't need a car-braw".
Al:"It's not for the Dodge, Peg, It's for your mom... Look, It's even her own size... Astro-Van".
Al saying to Marcy:"Let me explain something to you Marcy... Puck, Puck, Puck, Puck, Puck...".
Marcy explaining to al:"PsyhcoDad was the most violent program on T.V., did you know that they pertraied an average of 84 killings per one hour show".
Al:"Well a man's got to reload...".
Al explaining to Marcy whata woman's body got to do with beer:"...ergo pretty woman sell good products, ugly woman sell... tennis rackets. Pretty woman cars, ugly woman mini-vans... pretty woman make us buy beer, ugly woman make us drink beer!"
Al to Bud after his driving test:"...Ah we had a good time, well you had a good time mine pritty much blew chunks but, I'd like to remind you son, while you're figuring out my score that if I don't get my driver license that means I can't drive, if I can't drive that means I can't go to work, if I can't go to work that means I'll have to stay home and I'll be home all the time, day and night, when you bring your dates over I will be in my under ware, you know the under ware don't you son?"
Bud:"Not the ones that read:"If you lived here, you'll be home now!"
Al:"And I'll be clipping my tow-nails and eating "cheese-wize" out of the can, now let me ask you son, HOW DID I DO?"
Bud:"You passed"
Al:"Oh, goody. Thanks son".
Al says to marcy:"I love that car more than anything that I have!"
Bud looking at al asking:"What about us dad?"
Al:"Do you need a que-tip?!!"
"Látod nincs mit mondanom, a napot, az órát sem tudom..."
