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We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod. (Blackadder)

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. (Blackadder)

Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it. (Blackadder)

(to Baldrick) If you were to serve up one of your meals in Staff HQ, you would be arrested for the greatest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 of her close friends round for a wine and anthrax party. (Blackadder)

This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again? (Blackadder)

If we lose, I'll be chopped into pieces. My arm'll end up in Essex, my torso in Norfolk and my genitalia stuck up a tree somewhere in Rutland. (Blackadder)

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. (Blackadder)

Oh, God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. (Blackadder)

You see the ancient Greeks, your Highness, wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it 'Pandora's Box', when of course they meant 'Baldrick's Trousers'. (Blackadder)

Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary. (Blackadder)

They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. (Blackadder)

Donut wrong, yo. No special dead, just... dead.