Awe Inspiring Sanitary Napkin
25 - 71 Damage
Hit causes penis envy
Hit causes monsters to flee
Gothic Bong of the Anarchists
16 - 32 Damage
Player gets pierced
Player dyes hair black
2% to have government hunt you down
Slimey Lighter of Fellatio
86 - 123 Damage
Hit causes Monsters to slip and fall
Hit causes monsters to kneel
Tight Bastard Sword
110 - 230 Damage
Equipping this item causes chafing
nekem Raret is dobott
Pole Stomper
Brillo Pad
24 - 14 Damage
+3 to all diner skills
Hit causes monsters to cat call
60% chance monsters will laugh
All attacks are now followed by a grunt
Traveling Spatula of Cardboard
0 - 900 Damage
50% chance item won't be in stash when player logs back in
Item is made of PAPER!!
Malnourished Paper Clip of Scamming
75 - 80 Damage
-10 strength
-4 dexterity
-9 life
"Blizzard will NEVER ask for your account password for any reason. People who do are trying to STEAL your account. Do not respond to those THIEVES."
Susnyás - Be
